Part A of the travel.

The first headline I saw while in Washington...

They should advertise this more..

I could have brought a friend.

Alright; let me list the facts...

A) The bus had a restroom.

B) This bus stop had a restroom.

C) This bus stop was WELL lit.

Even after all that... This man peed on a tree as all the other passengers looked on in shock. I, of course, viewed it as a photo opportunity.

Greyhound stops at the weirdest places.

I'm not sure how we found this coffee shop in the middle of nowhere..

Though the journey was long and tiresome, I saw some really nice parts of America.

One of the best moments of the trip...

This guy got on the bus and was very awkward from the get go.

I started telling him that he was on the bus to St. Louis.

He believed me, got off the bus, had a conversation with the driver, and returned to his seat.

All was well, we began to roll... he pulled out his bottle.

Later that night we stopped to take a break and while attempting to use the restroom, he peed on himself.

The bus driver found his bottle in the seat and the man was asked to step off the bus.

I also had breakfast with two strangers.

I'll let you assume as you'd like.


LESBIAN! LESBIAN!

Apparently, while sleeping in my bus seat, this lesbian (whose name I still do not know).. struck up conversation. I told her I knew how to do eyebrows and make-up.. I don't recall any of this... But.. The next morning at breakfast, she asked if I was ready to "put her mask on." I was not.

She told me her life story... I know waaaaay to much about her.





So maybe these are all out of order, but... When I saw this sign, I knew it was time to start.

There once was a girl from..