Blog from the past.

So,

Maybe I haven't been doing a whole lot of exciting things...

But, I thought I'd dig deep in the vault

And show you guys some pictures from when I visited in July.

Enjoy!

(Like you could resist.)

So, for those of you who know me;

You know that I have no dignity.

And for those of you who don't...

You now know I have no dignity.

My days would be a lot easier
and less time consuming,
if children were not always in front of me
when I clearly have seniority.


Maybe it's a lonely (slightly scary) thought,
but I always imagined I'd marry a statue.
Of an animal?
of course.



CRIKEY, MATE!!!

Finally.

I was not the only Hungry, Hungry Hippo

at the zoo.

I had to wait for the kids to get off the Hippo.

Thus, sadness.

I'd like to take this time to focus on something serious.

Here in America,

Birds are hungry.

So do your part.

Like me.

Nothing to see.

Just a fat guy and a sea creature.

Get over it.

I can no longer lie.

For those of you who have been wondering...

The reason I moved here...

Sir Mix Alot's parents...

This is there house..

(ya know.. the "i like big buts" guy..)

The original Starbuck's Coffee in Seattle.

Nothing funny there.

This is Pike's Market.

They throw fish.

At each other..

I don't understand.

Ride, Ride, Ride

That pony.

It may have been a donkey.

I don't know.

We've already covered the bird's hunger issues..

Now;

Let's cover mine.

Anyone who has been looking for the real Rose

from Titanic...

THE SEARCH IS OVER!!

Found her.

And;

Anyone looking for this...

It's you're lucky day, too.

YOU ARE WELCOME

I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD.

I think..

No one else seems too.

It doesn't get a much prettier

than this.

Maybe I lied.

Because this...

this right here...

IS SEXY.

U.S.S. Turner-Joy.

I one day hope to buy this thing...

and live on it.

Do you know how long

that father and son have been standing there?

Talk about being dedicated to your job.

Bird.

Friend.

Friend Bird.

This person has a heart of gold.

Or was it bronze?

I don't know.

Take a little time to enjoy, The View.

Me and my girl Gina.

She doesn't much care for me.

But, that's my fault.

I can be obnoxious.

According to some people.

I felt like the caveman in the Geico commercial.

I thought you people deserved to see my reaction.

This;

Is Bruce Villanche.

He is a D-List Celebrity.

I, being the dedicated Journalist;

followed him.

For you.

No need to thank me.

I'm Not Dead.

Haven't posted anything in a few days, so I just thought I'd let you know what I was up to.

Last week,

I did not do a whole lot of anything.

At all.

Watched a lot of TV.

Hung out at the mall.

Relaxed.

Last weekend,

Hung out at the mall.

Again.

Then Sunday,

I tried a new church.

Hillcrest Assembly of God.

Some pros and cons.

But, overall, good experience.

Monday,

I started my new job.

For those of you who missed the memo,

I work for TeleTech.

They are a company who is contracted

to do customer service for various companies.

I will be working on the Sprint/Nextel project.

The training for this position

(Customer Service Associate)

is 7 weeks long.

Yep.

That's right 7 weeks.

(All paid.)

So far,

We have covered some pretty interesting stuff.

How the network operates.

How to authenticate an account.

How to use tools and programs that we will be using once

out on the floor.

The different features we offer.

Things like that.

Today,

I got my name badge.

The official one...

The one with my picture on it.

It's pretty spiffy.

For those of you who were looking for something a bit more entertaining...

I'd like to apologize.

In review,

this post was just one giant status update.

I'll try to think of something funny for next time.